Very Cold Outreach

How not to do cold ❄️ outreach

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1 September 2025, 6:47:10 AM DerrekUnsen

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5.7

USA

8.4

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level (word count: 8)

6.7

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Exactly what it seems. How NOT to do cold outreach. Or maybe it is how to do cold outreach. I don't know. I just know that I get these unwanted emails from my contact form.

Decided to have a little fun with this and throw in the Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level score. Plus some artificial intelligence responses. Take that!